Random Story of the Day: "Big Ass" Dad

So as you all know already I've been spending a lot of time with my parents these past couple weeks. When you spend time with people you start picking up their mannerisms and such. So, for example, eating with my parents all the time I started drinking (not paying for) wine with dinner.

My dad subconsciously picks up some of the slang I use. He has fallen in love with the phrase "big ass," only while we say "that's a big-ass piece of cake" (always food) as if it were one word, my dad pretty much says "big (pause) ass." And he uses it in the greatest sentences:

Me: Is there shampoo in the bathroom?
Dad: Yea, it's a big (pause) ass shampoo.

And no, we're not talking about posterior cleansing...