Random Story of the Day: The Internet Cafe

Of the few internet café experiences I’ve had in my life, my first in London was incredibly creepy. My dad and I brought our laptops so we plugged in, and between us sat this old man who, for the entire 30 minutes he was in there kept browsing “models” online. He has blatant pornography on, not worrying about a thing, and every so often making these really strange grunting noises. Tom, if you’re reading this I hope that’s not you in 40 years…